Offal Enthusiast Mugs

"My mother always serves lengua casserole!"

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Cow in love'

Please Drove Carefully.

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

An early space launch attempt.

"They’re real."

Slinky Cow World

Pull the udder one

Cow of BEEF

Free Range Employees.

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

"You're famous, Angus."

Sick Rancher Humor

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."

Dogs and Chickens

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

"Why have you doubled the price of oatmeal?"

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

"So you found an enormous truffle and still you weren't happy."

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

Matador Artificial Insemination.

'For the last time, Megan, she won a blue ribbon at the Imperial Valley Fair... I mean, my hands are tied here.'

"Did that pig that went wee, wee, wee all the way have have foot and mouth?"

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.