Off-road Driving Prints

'It doesn't help much, your saying, 'oh, well, it needed a wash anyway'!'

...the all-terrain skateboard.

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

'If you're not over-protective of your new SUV, then why on earth would you bring it way out here on our hunting trip?'

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

'I still say it would be faster if we had a four-wheel drive.'

"Zero to 60 in 4 seconds. Think of it! You'll be the fastest guy to the next red light!"

A car parked dreams of driving in the woods.

"Sorry, but that's a road racing bike. I'm a mountain bike specialist."

Distance to horizon varies.

Rally Car with kangaroo attached to the front.

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

4x4 at Four

The back of the Taj Mahal.

'Where the hell is my team ?'

Sore Loser

"I heart the air in my hair!"

Motorcyclist.

"Why not take her out for a spin? It'll blow your socks off!"

"Folks new to country living quickly learn to tell the difference between "gravel roads" and dirt roads"."

Mountain Bike tracks.

'The Road Not Taken'

"Sometimes the best path depends on whether you have 4-wheel-drive."