Oenophile's Dream Mugs

'Move? Are you kidding? With the wines the guy next door collects?'

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

"I make it myself!"

'George, you're supposed to be tasting the wine, not seeing what effect it has.'

The Ukraine, Europe and Fascism.

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

'You know, this is the 2nd bottle of this I've opened, and I still have no idea what it tastes like.'

"You're only as old as you feel, right, honey? And today, I feel like being 24!"

"I find a good cabernet is the best way to put my money where my mouth is."

'You have an impressive cellar.'

Schunard

The Reclusive Flying Hell Rat

Paradise: Collection of wine

"Breathe, darn it, breathe!"

"Charles, would you be my vintner?"

'This $10,000 bottle of Bordeaux is also a powerful solvent. It entirely dissolved my savings account.'

Wine Eiffel Tower

Wine Tasting Class. We judge champagne differently than we do other wines. Ah, a bubble standard!

"Look—there it goes again!"

'You paid three goats for this? Robertus Parkerus only rated it LXXIV.'

'Not much to show for 25 years of investing in wine--unless maybe you add back the 9,000 empties!'

'Philip had the air of one who lived a life totally devoted to the pursuit of excess...'

"Could I have a bottle of the Chateau Lafitte '67 but filled with the wine from Tesco 2019."

What really frightened Miss Muffet away,

And the great thing is...our kids love remote learning!

"I want something that expresses my capacity to create a utopian place where thought and nature can be reconciled through paralysis and ossification!"

Saxophonist

Utopia - a necessarily restrictive and conformist social structure.

'I'm not hung-over, I've got wine flu."

'She went down 80 years ago, and there's still a line to get to the wine bar.'

'We should have the matter of this evening's wine selection determined shortly.'