Odometer Observer Mugs

"Hey, everybody! Come, look! the odometer is about to roll over another 100,00 light years!"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

'Crabs, sharks, octopi...'

"Again, I must remind the witness that he is under oath!"

"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

'What day is trash pickup around here?'

Gone to seed.

'He's so fast he has to stop to clean the insects off his glasses.'

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

'This is the eight hundred and sixty-seventh day of my captivity - How about you?'

Go Back to New York

Cat and Squirrel on Screen Door.

'I say, it really shows off your astigmatism to its greatest advantage, doesn't it?'

"Oh, Maria — so many eggs!"

Space junk.

"Oh, man. Ha ha! The look on your face when that squirrel turned around and started chasing you!"

Oculist.

Impractical Gardener.

Hurdles with Steps

First Contact

'It looks fishy to me.'

"I feel like Brunnhilde, but in 'The Kentucky Cycle.'"

"Well, of course you feel like you are - We ARE all just going around in circles!"