Oceanography Lovers Prints

'Henry, you are undermining the R&D team's confidence.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"I gotta be me!"

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"We'll always have Paris..."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

When laundry ruled the waves.

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

Try me/try me/try me...

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

"Privates Beach"

"He was a sea rescue."

'I blame global warming!'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

Dolphin friendly tuna

Turtle Hat

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."