Oceanic Orchestra Enthusiast Pillows

Quartet of mermaids

Orchestra.

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

Music Lessons

Malcolm Sargent

Occupational Hazards.

Team Flute

"How awful! - was he a band, or an orchestra conductor?"

Animal Band.

A woman playing the flute

Violinist.

A Lightning Conductor.

Musician Sneezing Musical Notes

Some musicians discovering a noise from a boiling kettle

Orchestra

"No concert bookings for at least two weeks. Restringing..."

Spatula Conductor

Three people playing on the same flute.

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

Occupational Hazards.

"Rehearsal's off! Our first violinist was apprehended early this morning poaching clams in Great South Bay! The authorities have confiscated her rake and long tongs!"

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Thanks for being such a fabulous desk partner!

Didgeridoos

Flautist

Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov.

Fred gives up his MP3 Player in favor of conch shells.

"This is a blind audition, right?"

It's not a love bite, I just play the violin.

"He told his last viola joke that day."

Marine Band

'Uh-oh, here comes the mike again. Cut the barbershop quartet and go back to mournful whistling.'

'Lightening hit the band shell while the orchestra was playing...'