Oceanic Orchestra Enthusiast Pillows

Quartet of mermaids

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

Orchestra.

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

Music Lessons

Occupational Hazards.

Malcolm Sargent

Team Flute

"How awful! - was he a band, or an orchestra conductor?"

A woman playing the flute

Animal Band.

Violinist.

A Lightning Conductor.

Musician Sneezing Musical Notes

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."

Orchestra

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

Three people playing on the same flute.

"No concert bookings for at least two weeks. Restringing..."

Some musicians discovering a noise from a boiling kettle

Occupational Hazards.

"Rehearsal's off! Our first violinist was apprehended early this morning poaching clams in Great South Bay! The authorities have confiscated her rake and long tongs!"

Spatula Conductor

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Thanks for being such a fabulous desk partner!

Didgeridoos

Flautist

"He told his last viola joke that day."

Fred gives up his MP3 Player in favor of conch shells.

Ernesto Lecuona

It's not a love bite, I just play the violin.

Marine Band

"This is a blind audition, right?"

Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov.

'Uh-oh, here comes the mike again. Cut the barbershop quartet and go back to mournful whistling.'