Ocean Wave Rider Pillows

'What do you mean, we have a lot in common?'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"I gotta be me!"

Captain in a storm

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"Scuba cow"

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Coronavirus Waves

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

Waiting for a turn to swim.

Batman O' War

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Remote controlled car on a boat.

Lifesaver!

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

'I can't find a dry martini anywhere.'

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

A man plays golf by the sea

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."