Ocean Scenery Prints

"We used to have a home with an ocean view. . ."

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

'Thank-you God.'

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

The one that got away

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"Do you mind?"

Polar bear bowling alley

The Food Chain

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Baby on board.

Turtle Hat

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Neptune

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"Privates Beach"

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'