Ocean Melody Maestro Mugs

'This guy is recording our singing, but I can't see us getting royalties any time soon...'

Horti-Culture

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

Hildegard von Bingen

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

Dynamite little combo

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

A baby playing on a grand piano

Orchestra conductor

Quartet.

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

Guru.

Malcolm Sargent

Kultural K9's.

Music producers.

Edvard Grieg

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

'He's working on a lullaby.'

"I solve mathematical problems, program electronic music, analyze environmental issues...but being a renaissance man isn't what it used to be."

Street Organ - Monkey

The Drummer

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

'Like many studs of my generation, I have always had a love affair with the harmonica.'

I will be Bach.

'Cole Porter has the lyrics checked'

Cesar Franck

Cellist

Singer and her microphone

Musical Eye Test

Sergei Taneyev

Ennio Morricone

'In an inexplicable attack of nerves, Elliot becomes the first person ever to screw up John Cage's 4'33'.