Ocean Discovery Pillows

"It's not that I'm not grateful... But I do wish you could have saved me from the shark a little sooner."

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

'Thank-you God.'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

Intelligent people laugh too!

Horror movies

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Captain in a storm

The one that got away

"Do you mind?"

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Boat wedding.

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

The Food Chain

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

The star hunters

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

Turtle Hat

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Baby on board.

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"Privates Beach"

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Neptune

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."