Ocean Discovery Pillows

"It's not that I'm not grateful... But I do wish you could have saved me from the shark a little sooner."

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

'Thank-you God.'

Intelligent people laugh too!

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Horror movies

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

Captain in a storm

The one that got away

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

Boat wedding.

The Food Chain

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

"Privates Beach"

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

Neptune

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

The star hunters

Turtle Hat