Ocean Bathing Aficionado Pillows

New Season's Bathing Machines

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

When laundry ruled the waves.

'More bubbles!'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

Try me/try me/try me...

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"Privates Beach"

Turtle Hat

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Dolphin friendly tuna

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Sunbathers.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

Segregated Beach

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

How Swordfish Are Born

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

Beach flirting

Loofah Lady

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

A crab with a utility knife claw

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'