Occupational Psychologist Prints

'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.'

"Staff support"

How leaders fail

"Any questions?"

"We can waste time and look for a solution or...just find a scapegoat?"

"Actually, the district office is getting better results with a fresh garlic bagel."

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

'I've stepped on so many people for the last 20 years to get where I'm at, and I'm still only a middle manager.'

'I want to empower you to fulfill your potential! If you can work 16 hours today, then your 20-hours shift tomorrow should really elevate your self-esteem'!

"I suppose you want the rest of the day off!"

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

'The organizational structure is pretty simple: We do the work; they take the credit.'

Human Recources Management

'This is what happens when we give up our resistance to change.'

Office Ergonomics.

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

"Read the part when I invented micro management."

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

We're one big happy family here. What I'm looking for is a man who can make it work.

The Hive, Inc. Think safety! 17 days without a honey boo-boo.

"It sort of makes you stop and think, doesn't it."

Urine Catcher

'This is the age of specialisation - you can't be a hunter AND a gatherer.'

'Looks like Kryson is no longer in the inner circle.'

First Aid Box

Clinical psychology involves observation of patients in clinics and related settings. Forensic psychology takes place at crime scenes. Cognitive psychology uses mathematical models. It can happen at a computer. Ernie prefers to put his patients in the car and drive backwards. Which is? Reverse psychology.

Teacher of the Year: "Accepting for Susan Curtis is her clinical psychologist."

"I see a psychiatrist holding a Rorschach test."

"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."

'He has some unresolved issues.'

"I like your attitude, Peterson!"

School administrator of the year "Accepting for Susan Curtis is her clinical psychologist."

A therapist reads to his patient from a joke book.