Occupational Health Staff Mugs

"Sorry, no sick day leave if you're just sick of working here."

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

"I suppose you want the rest of the day off!"

Time Out For Teddy

Office Ergonomics.

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

'No days off, no paid overtime, no benefits...this job is killing me!'

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

'Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to our new 'health and safety' officer.'

'My firm has scrutinised your budget and determined you could save a fortune by sacking us...that'll be £300,000 please!'

BMA criticises 'Black Hole' of NHS IT spending

Urine Catcher

'This is the age of specialisation - you can't be a hunter AND a gatherer.'

First Aid Box

Days without an incident.

"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."

"Care home deaths are collateral damage, as we continue to smoke screen statistics and fire off as many war analogy's as we can muster: in our battle, war, and heroic bun fight against Corvid-19 - in this, our not so finest hour!"

Global sum will increase by just 92p per patient

'What does carpal tunnel syndrome feel like?'

'OK, what's the first thing we need to capture in our Job Safety Analysis?' 'Don't tick off TINY!'

we wanted to get rid of all the 'superbugs' but they were the only one's who understood the new it system

'Of course cutting back on this level of bureaucracy will require a lot of work...'

Middle Manager

"Have you ever worked in a noisy environment, and suffered hearing loss as a result?"

GPs Face Monitoring Over Sick Note Levels

NHS Trust Hospital: Management Team/Medical Staff

Infant care worker is exhausted from sex injuries at hospital.

Safety meeting.

Safety last.

'Larry, did you replace the cartridges in all the respirators this morning?'

"Repetitive strain injury?...theres a lot of it about."

Hospital: Accident and Emergency and On Purpose and Suffering Nicely.

'Apparently, he leaned over to read a 'safety notice' and fell out of the window.'