Occasion-specific Stylist Mugs

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

Bad hair day!

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

"This is daring, but I like it."

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Queen of Upcycling!

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Pampered and poodled.

Shoe addict.

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

"I don't like your application."

At the suit makers

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

'I'll take it!'

Dolores is so avant garde.

Vivienne Westwood

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

'I think there's been some mistake...'

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

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