Obstacle Course Fanatic Gifts

Parkour championship

Can't Touch This

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."

'We could make a fortune teaching Parkour you know...'

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

"Is it me or are the obstacle courses getting harder?"

Hold on Cutlet! We have to get past Mom's waxed floor!

Rugby Mad.

Leaf Dive Score

Ski-ball.

'I'm doing this course on, the importance of moderation.'

'This is where the trail gets a little more challenging.'

"The brakes don't work."

Climbing Beard

Farmyard Baseball

'This is my trophy wife...I won her in a bowling tournament.'

Competition disappears. You'll have the field to yourself!

The Unsportables: Steeple Chase

Traffic Disruption Dept.

Caution.

"That was just a simulation. Nothing can prepare you for the kind of monkey bars you'll find in an actual war zone."

'Let's go! Move it, move it! Finish race!...Man, I hate looky-loos.'

"Better luck next time!"

"Here comes the really hard part!"

Super advanced training: 'The object is to stay on top, while rolling down hill.'

'All Dressage tickets have gone, but I managed to get two for Beach Volleyball instead.'

'No, that hasn't crossed my desk yet.'

Podium finish.

Although it wears very well, the Holland Running Shoe is not a favorite among marathon runners.

"My wife enters every competition going."

'The last thing I heard Laura say was that she was going for the burn.'

Road Test.

Olympic Diary - February 9th.