Obstacle Course Fan Prints

"Oh, for Pete's sake! Just ignore that one, too!!"

"Is it me or are the obstacle courses getting harder?"

Ancient Racing

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Swinging

Can't Touch This

Bradley Wiggins

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

ATM withdrawal

'I win!'

'Does the gym have a motorized version of this cycle?'

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

"No, still there."

'This is our top negotiator's office.'

Centaur Sprinter

Man practising the violin.

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

Woman stuck doing situps has spider web being built under arm

"I want to report a race crime.'

'I believe you were first.'

"Wow, fishing sure is fun. I can't believe I caught such a big fish my first time out."

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

Plastic Brits: 'Apprehend that fleetfooted alien and naturalise him for Team GB!'

An elephant in an aerobics class wearing horizontal-striped workout tights. Instructor says,

Man sweating profusely while shoveling snow in his boxer shorts

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

Birds in pyramid walking on high wire.

"Foul!"

The Race

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

Snail Display Today

Man planning on standing on a turntable to aid hammer throw.

'Jack's foursome gives out trophies at the end of the year...he came in fourth!'

'See, Dear? Flying upside down isn't as dangerous as it looks.'

"Ha!...I'd like to see the Jones' trying to beat our display this year!"