Obsessive Fetcher Prints

"He's into binge fetching."

Playing Fetch.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

'That was fun!'

'Fetch.'

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

A man and his dog

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

'Super Dog'

"I'm working from home today."

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"A little help, please."

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

Super hero dog.

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

Boy and his dog

"Have you tried biting him?"

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

"Throw, fetch, throw, fetch, throw, fetch. It all seems so obsessive-compulsive."

Frizzbee statue.

'I'll fetch your newspaper and your pipe, but the slippers thing is just too kinky.'

Canine conundrum.

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

'...Sometimes the sheer monotony of it all just gets me down.'

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."