Observing Mugs

Crowd of people looking up.

'Watch this space.'

"Of course I attend the meetings but I'm more of a lurker,"

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

Sushi bar Chef: DARN Sushi train spotters!

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

Shy Man at Party

'Those Jensens have NO shame, so I wouldn't be surprised if they were spying on us.'

'It's amazing how you do it? Fade into the background and go unnoticed like you don't even exist?'

'It's a tweet from heaven. They say if we don't stop watching them, they're going to tell God.'

Planet Hollywood gets Bad News.

"Hold your horses! I'm reading the instructions."

"There go the accountants. Yessiree, down South for the winter. Of course, they'll be back in time for tax season..."

A child and a babysitter gazing out of a window

"I think he just ashed on me."

"He's no hat and all corgis."

Nice to see you!

"Mom! You and dad won't believe this, but right now I'm watching two flies making out on top of a can of soda!!" Dan was really lonely.

"Why isn’t it ‘no worries’ when I spill stuff?!"

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Butterflies

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'

Vegetarian Birds

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

Exciting potato bugs.

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."