Obedience Training Pillows

"That's right - I'm talking to you."

"Sit!"

'I've finally gotten him to come when I call.'

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'Out of the blue, my Master is now obsessed with having me sit, shake hands and rollover...'

"I think you might have taken this reward training thing a bit too far."

"Yeah, I've put on a lot of weight, but my master's favourite command is "sit, sit, sit!" I barely ever get to exercise..."

'What do you think will happen to you if you got on the couch?'

'Not too keen on walkies today, eh?'

Rocco's Dog Training: Out to Lunch . . . Sit-Stay.

"Martha, throw away the Pooper Scooper!"

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

'Wow! Is that guy good or what!'

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'I hope he's taking this class pass/fail.'

'I'd be more excited about you finding your ball if it wasn't three o'clock in the morning.'

An Angel getting his dog to jump through his Halo using it like a Hoop

"He's a well-trained housekeeping dog."

'I don't mind playing dead...but what I'd really like to do is direct.'

"I'm not sure if my name is sit, stay, or get off the couch!"

"Sorry, but barking all night is in my job description."

"It isn't quite how I pictured it, either."

"House training's not so bad - you soon get used to it and, if you play your cards right, you'll get lots of treats."

"Not until you fetch the other one."

"I said SLIPPERS!"

"Class, let's welcome Rex to our Puppy-School program: Rex is joining us as a mature student..."

Vets Waiting Room

"If you expect a treat you'll need to firm up that handshake."

"I'm not sure if my name is sit, stay, or get off the couch!"

Noise machines for dogs.

Agility God

Jump Boy!God, your life must be dull.

"Remember - never shake on it until they show you the treat."

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"