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'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"Bad dog."

"Shake! Good Dog."

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

Balloon dog training

'He's never going to graduate. How about giving him an honorary degree instead?'

'Mac, I told you last week a collar and a tag aren't enough - there's a leash law in this town.'

"I'm taking a gap year and then getting my Master's in Fetching and Staying."

"Yeah, I've put on a lot of weight, but my master's favourite command is "sit, sit, sit!" I barely ever get to exercise..."

"In obedience school, I was voted 'Most likely to chew a slipper'."

'They give you a lot of treats while they're training you, so play dumb for as long as you can.'

'Okay, let's try it one more time...slippers...slippers....'

I think you started off sending him the wrong message when you named him Alpha.

Dog watching show called, 'After Obedience School Special'

Monk & Mandi: "I only obey twice a day."

"How may times do I have to tell you to flush? Gosh, will I ever get you potty trained?!"

"House training's not so bad - you soon get used to it and, if you play your cards right, you'll get lots of treats."

"It took me a long time to teach him how to fetch a newspaper."

"Get in step."

"Sit!"

'Is he sitting?'

"You're the on who said we couldn't afford to send him to obedience classes!"

Tony's dog always brought him to his slippers.

'Jump, Tunnel, Pause Table, I suppose getting exercise outdoors could be fun, too,'

Woman to dog: 'This is you, Rex! Now start acting like you're registered!'

'They wouldn't let him graduate from obedience school - he bit the valedictorian.'

Puppy school vs. kitten school

"This is what happens when you marry an obedience school dropout."

"It isn't quite how I pictured it, either."