Obedience Entertainer Mugs

'Let me put this in dog terms: Woof! Woof! Bark! Bark! Bow-wow-wow!'

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

Agility God

"Shake! Good Dog."

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

Zombie pet tricks.

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

'Mac, I told you last week a collar and a tag aren't enough - there's a leash law in this town.'

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

Welcome to pet obedience school. We're going to have fun and get these darlings into shape. Obey-Wan-Ken

Dog Training.

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

'That beagle sure is a tough case!'

'Going to Puppy School is so old fashioned Dad: I can do the course through open learning now...'

"Does he need to be healed or heeled?"

"Sorry honey, I'll be late. The boss told me to stay."

'Okay, let's try it one more time...slippers...slippers....'

'Out of the blue, my Master is now obsessed with having me sit, shake hands and rollover...'

"It took me a long time to teach him how to fetch a newspaper."

Dog watching show called, 'After Obedience School Special'

"It concerns me when you say he doesn't come to you when called."

"House training's not so bad - you soon get used to it and, if you play your cards right, you'll get lots of treats."

Caution: Feeding the dogs under the table leads to the next inevitable step.

"How may times do I have to tell you to flush? Gosh, will I ever get you potty trained?!"

Obedience School - Scratch Before Entering.

"No, I said 'sit'."

Puppy school vs. kitten school

'I tried to teach him to shake, but he'd rather do 'high fives'.'

"How's tricks?"