Oasis Builder Mugs

Single Family Home Sanctuary

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Mad about Roses!

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

"It's a mobile."

Saving for College.

'I want to chuck all the spelling and math and just get back to playing with blocks.'

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

'All right, Dave, you've smelled the flowers. Now get back to work.'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

Bird Bath.

"Someday this will all be yours...assuming that someday you'll have enough to buy it from me."

Lumber Yard. Luxury Homes! Some Assembly Required.

Education and Apprenticeships

Does your accountant share your enthusiasm for the future...We're fantastically excited about the new project!

"They're going to be tough shoes to fill."

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

'I told you to not get Danny that Junior Carpenter set.'

Today's alpha-lesson is "Keep a journal." The average person lets life pass them by. The events of their lives fade into nothingness. An alpha knows that long after they're gone, their thoughts and experiences will be of great interest to historians. That's not an original thought. I read it in the papyrus Randus Maximus XIV left in a safe deposit box after he helped conquer Judea.

'We get a lot more wildlife now we have a pond.'

'Look, you can actually see Bill Gates' office from here.'

"Mr. Joyner, while you were out, your carefully constructed financial empire collapsed like a house of cards."

Trainset

Future site of Que Sera Sera.

Grow damn you!

How to Build a Bungalow

Nest Egg

Beer Garden Kit

'I'm building an ark because the polar ice caps are melting.'

Sheds

"While you were out for lunch, History passed by and Fame came knocking."