Nutty Investor Pillows

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

The sword in the all-natural impossible-to-stir peanut butter.

"My schedule is just nuts."

Mixed Nuts

Stock Market Psychology: 'Buy with the leftside of your brain, sell with the rightside!'

"I think we are finally ready to buy a house! What's the market like?"

"Ask yourself 'Am I nuttier now than I was four years ago'?"

'I should warn you - all our 'non-loaded' funds are alcohol free.'

'You give me flintstones. If great light climbs up sky again tomorrow, I keep stones. If great light don't climb up sky, you lose stones.'

"As you know, Ed, my pockets are considerably deeper than yours. Therefore, in addition to my share I'll be needing a percentage of yours."

"Peanuts? . . . Really?"

"Why the heck can't you gather nuts like all the other squirrels?"

'Trust me. With this prosecuting attorney, we do NOT want you taking the witness stand in your own defense!'

"Getting ready for the auditor again?"

Piggy bank suckling with piglets.

'Jimmy really enjoyed the complimentary beer nuts at Earl's Cafe.'

Chestnut crafts

The walnut has a brain the size of a dinosaur's.

'Do you realize you're not earning any interest on that?'

"You never said your 50,000 shares were penny ones!"

'I still enjoy nuts, but... Quiet! Here comes another one.'

Peanuts: Warning may contain nuts