Nutritious Food Advocate Mugs

'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Desert Island Meals.

Queen of Quinoa

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

"I'm not sure what's causing your stomachache. But I think it's safe to rule out hunger pains."

'Who cares about content? With a title like this it'll sell millions!'

The date was going well. She was better looking, but he was about to gain the nutritional edge.

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

All-You-Should-Eat Buffet

The Rabbit Meeting.

"It's time we did something about the new Healthy Menu option."

'According to Dr Alvin McDowell, everything that was good for you is now bad for you!'

Aiiiii! Fat! Cholesterol! Food!

No bottle feeding.

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

'I say it's spinach and the heck with it!'

Hot dog salesman - 'Early american or loaded with preservatives?'

"It may not be the lowest cal, but it's low enough cal for me."

A psychic predicts the discovery of gluten.

'Let me introduce my biggest supporter, a real whale of a guy, a huge fan..'

"It appears your high sodium bacon is playing havoc with your blood pressure."

'If you haven't been taking your vitamins. What have you been doing with them?'

'Hello - is that Jamie Oliver?'

Food Pyramid.

'It appears that 'reduced fat' means high fat, 'lo-fat' means plenty of fat, and 'fat-free' means some fat.'