Nutritional Wisdom Seeker Prints

'You're eating all the wrong food.'

"Feel free to take notes."

"Where do we put Desserts?"

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'Do you think that's wise?'

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'Oh, crap.'

All Natural Nothing

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

How Rings In Nature Indicate Aging.

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

"Always take the bull firmly by the tail and look him directly in the eye..."

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

'You must heal yourself.'

Beyond the known and the unknown.

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"