Nurturing Parent Mugs

"Here's this dumb crafts thing I made in two seconds. If you don't keep it forever, I will come to resent you."

A midwife holding a baby

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

'So this is goodbye then!'

Mother's Love

Jonathan was so sleep deprived after the arrival of his baby that he accidentally burped a workmate.

"Little Lucas doesn't go anywhere without his weighted blanket."

Mom, I think you're carrying us too much.

Father nursing his sick child

Moms gone wild

Romulus and Remus

My Mother Was Absolutely Certain She Would Not Succumb to Alzheimer's. She Was Wrong.

"Delia, there is no such thing as the boogeyman. Now climate change … that is real."

"We're looking forward to this little bundle of joy bringing out the worst in each of us."

"Gotta love happy hour!"

"Bottled or breast?"

"How are you getting on with your new baby?"

Sweet Jailbreak

"...For most of us, work has become home, and home has become work!"

"What did you learn in school today that I'd object to?"

Breastfeeding

"We don't have a time-out chair in our Classroom Community, that's our mindfulness chair."

"Our team needs a lot of nurturing."

"I'm not surprised that lady's so fat. . . The baby's been blowing her up for hours."

"Support the head!"

'Do you mind if my son watches you cook? I'm trying to bring him up to be a vegetarian.'

'Anorexia definitely isn't in this girl's vocabulary.'

"I think formula should be bottled-up, but not your emotions."

'Wait a minute! I want it stirred, not shaken!'

'Well, Mary, you've already screwed up you first two kids. This could be you last chance...'

Annual caring for elderly parent marathon.

'It appears that your son's problems stem from attention deficit disorder.'