Nurturing Parent Mugs

"Here's this dumb crafts thing I made in two seconds. If you don't keep it forever, I will come to resent you."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

A midwife holding a baby

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

'So this is goodbye then!'

Mother's Love

Jonathan was so sleep deprived after the arrival of his baby that he accidentally burped a workmate.

"Little Lucas doesn't go anywhere without his weighted blanket."

Father nursing his sick child

"Delia, there is no such thing as the boogeyman. Now climate change … that is real."

Moms gone wild

"We're looking forward to this little bundle of joy bringing out the worst in each of us."

Romulus and Remus

"Bottled or breast?"

"Gotta love happy hour!"

"How are you getting on with your new baby?"

"...For most of us, work has become home, and home has become work!"

Sweet Jailbreak

"What did you learn in school today that I'd object to?"

Breastfeeding

"We don't have a time-out chair in our Classroom Community, that's our mindfulness chair."

"Our team needs a lot of nurturing."

"Support the head!"

"I'm not surprised that lady's so fat. . . The baby's been blowing her up for hours."

'Do you mind if my son watches you cook? I'm trying to bring him up to be a vegetarian.'

'Well, Mary, you've already screwed up you first two kids. This could be you last chance...'

'Anorexia definitely isn't in this girl's vocabulary.'

"I think formula should be bottled-up, but not your emotions."

'Wait a minute! I want it stirred, not shaken!'

Annual caring for elderly parent marathon.

'It appears that your son's problems stem from attention deficit disorder.'

"Waitress's Day Off""