Nursing Back To Health Prints

'Oh, poor thing. You've got a really high temperature!'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Batman at the Maternity Ward

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

"Actually, I'm still on life support. I just came by to do a feasibility study."

He was different from the other doctors. For one thing, he refused to play God.

"Same old same old. How about you?"

Dancing Doctor

Keyworker

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

Vlad the Inhaler

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

"Get me this...get me that...fluff my pillow...I don't feel well...if I wanted to listen to that all day, I wouldn't have left my husband!"

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

'Nurse, why is there always a fly in my ointment?'

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

'Well, he definitely has his father's... Er... Eyes.'

Coronavirus Waves

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

"I'm putting you on a beef diet. Nothing beef for breakfast, nothing beef for lunch, nothing beef for tea, nothing beef for..."

'You are a very good nurse. You're actually listening to what I'm saying.'

'Sorry, staff shortage.'

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

"Nurse, when I asked you to make the patient more comfortable I just meant plump up his pillows!"

"So, let's catch a wellness wave!"

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

'What's holding him up?'

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

'I've only come to get my nail back.'