Nursery Planners T-Shirts

Already overworked at the Vlasic Plant, an exhausted stork shatters a young couple's dreams,

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

'Are you pregnant? How do you know? You look terrible!'

Rocking Horse

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

A Preschool of Fish

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

Batman's Baby

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

Babies.

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

Rocking Horse

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

Maternity ward.

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

"Oh he also likes Wagner's 'Flight Of The Valkyries' played whenever he enters a room."

Baby reading 'To do list'.

"I'm so sorry that I screamed...I had a terrible dream: the kids had to leave college and live with us again...Oh, Ed, it was horrible!"

Look at it this way: You're changing the future of the nation...one diaper at a time!

Frog Baby Names

'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'

Fashion Nursery School

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

'Nice bling!'

'We do like the children to have wooden toys.'

Mothercare - " I'm going to shop till I drop."

'I see you've renamed your portfolios Moe, Larry and Curley.'

'Help me, sir... I want to save my last sip of lemonade, but it doesn't work!'

Babies

'I feel much safer living in a gated community.'

"You mentioned separation anxiety. Don't worry, she'll be all right."

"It's a game where we roll the dice to see which destination wedding we should spend our savings on this year."