Nursery Games Pillows

Child climbs up alphabet bricks to reach his teddy bear.

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Football Fans

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

Face painting.

'Are you made of sugar?'

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

Coping with a strong-willed child

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Little league world series of poker.

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

Old Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

'A generous layer of vaseline makes an excellent tickle repellent!'

"Only one pailful? Did they have water restrictions like we do?"

'And you're telling me this, why?'

"And if that diamond ring don’t shine, Poppa will probably take it back to 47th Street and get something for your mother."

"...and I, Pastor Smith...preaching to you now from this pulpit, speak to you from experience about the 'strong-willed' child...BELIEVE me!"

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

'How's the water skiing?'

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

'Mary had a little lamb - with mint jelly.'

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

"Have your parents sign this waiver concerning violations of personal space. . . then you guys can play tag."

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

"You're using the boogeyman as an excuse to shut me out."