Nursery Games Pillows

Child climbs up alphabet bricks to reach his teddy bear.

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Football Fans

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

Face painting.

'Are you made of sugar?'

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

Little league world series of poker.

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Coping with a strong-willed child

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

Old Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

'How's the water skiing?'

"And if that diamond ring don’t shine, Poppa will probably take it back to 47th Street and get something for your mother."

"...and I, Pastor Smith...preaching to you now from this pulpit, speak to you from experience about the 'strong-willed' child...BELIEVE me!"

'And you're telling me this, why?'

'A generous layer of vaseline makes an excellent tickle repellent!'

"Only one pailful? Did they have water restrictions like we do?"

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

"Have your parents sign this waiver concerning violations of personal space. . . then you guys can play tag."

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"

"I now pronounce you a partial place setting."

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

Batman's Baby

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

'Mary had a little lamb - with mint jelly.'

'I told you we should have done the balloon toss.'

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'