Nursery Educator Pillows

Quality Time

City Zoo: Day Care

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

"They grow up so fast."

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

"Look Mommy, hat!"

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

The Baby Walker

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

Pool attached to child's bed.

Interior design trends for parents....

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

Swan Fairy Tales

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

Coping with a strong-willed child

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

Old Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

"Sorry, that was just the wet diaper talking."

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

A Preschool of Fish

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Hey, Jeffrey...I've got a physics question for you...The queen of static electricity is exempt! Hail me!!'

Batman's Baby