Nurse Practitioner Mugs

'I told you Tom don't use this as a shortcut! The patients think they're being left here!'

"The doctor's nurse's nurse practitioner will see you now."

"I'm Dr. Martin. I'll be performing your C-section. These are the anesthesiologists, Dr. Chang and Dr. Deepthi; our nurse practitioners, Ellen, Tabitha, and Jenn; my mother Denise, my brother Todd; my neighbor Hector...."

'When does it hurt?'

Exploring Healthcare Careers

"Welcome to the staff! The compensation is generous and they have good benefits. They're cutting out our paid Bahamas cruise though, because too many employees never came back."

"My chronic condition has been pestering me every single day for the past six months. I'm a lifelong quitter so its persistence is troubling me."

'Who's ready for laughter-- the best medicine?!!!'

Where your mind & battle are los

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

2021

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

"His first out-of-body experience."

International Women's Day

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Batman at the Maternity Ward

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

International Women's Day.

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

vaccine wars.

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'