Nurse Advocate Prints

"We'll have someone to help you as soon as we've recruited and trained them. Shouldn't be more than 5 or 6 years!"

"We've found someone online who's 28% better at being you for 34% less."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

"Perhaps later on we can go back to my psychiatrist's office for some couples therapy?"

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

You got what you deserve … you deserve each other.

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

Obama Healthcare.

'Let me get this straight- you went to a GUY-ne-cologist, to discuss MEN-o-pause?'

'Not only does he suffer from anxiety, he makes everyone else suffer from it too.'

'Occasionally the Dr. asks me to get real with people.'

Vaccine

Prostate: 51st State

Covid and the Vaccines

Budget

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

30 Days Has Movember

Doctors Discussion

Healthcare declaration

"It's time we discuss menopause and climax change."

South Carolina's War on Women

Health Care Crisis table.

"Our medical benefits are quite limited, basically we send you a memo telling you to take more exercise."

I'm tired of your games, Al. MY games? look who's talking! The guy with the role-playing hand puppets!

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

Uncle Sam: I want you..to live and pay taxes...stop smoking!