Numerology Explorer Mugs

Everything You Wanted to Know About Stats ...

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

Math Dreams

Pi Ala Mode.

Lemniskate

Calculation Board - You Are Here

"How was work?"

"The numbers don't lie . . . but we do."

'Maths is fun!'

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

Counting part time employees is the new math.

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

'If you're not confused then you realy don't know what's going on... !'

'If 'x' is unknown, why should I rock the boat?'

'According to our fact finding committee, our stock won't be worth a dime this quarter.'

"If you want to make a difference, become a mathematician."

Staff Yearbook

But under a different accounting convention ...

Presentation: Any questions?

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

"Yo, this should be a two."

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

-Great little number cruncher! -But lousy table manners.

Warning: Math Ahead!

As a matter of fact, it IS rocket science.

I often thought that I should have been a weaver of words,someone who danced and sang his way into peoples souls and through my imagination led others into a world of dreams and intoxicating revelry...But auditing offered a much better pension.

Creative accounting.

Using Frank Drake's famous equation, Betty calculates the probability of finding intelligent life on a Saturday night.