Numbers Nerds Mugs

Start their day with a bit of math humor! Our mugs for numbers nerds feature clever equations and witty puns, making every coffee break a celebration of their love for numbers.

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"Be rational."

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"I like my math teacher but why is she so obsessed with accuracy?"

"I like my math teacher but why is she so obsessed with accuracy?" mockup

"I like my math teacher but why is she so obsessed with accuracy?"

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"Subtracting net cash brings the P/E down to 47, and, finally, crossing out the 4 brings it down to a very reasonable P/E of 7."

"Subtracting net cash brings the P/E down to 47, and, finally, crossing out the 4 brings it down to a very reasonable P/E of 7." mockup

"Subtracting net cash brings the P/E down to 47, and, finally, crossing out the 4 brings it down to a very reasonable P/E of 7."

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'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!' mockup

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

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'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.' mockup

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

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'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?'

'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?' mockup

'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?'

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"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?" mockup

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

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Pi Ala Mode.

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Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100. mockup

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

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"If i were to kiss you then there is a 17% probability that we might get married and that has a 24% likelihood that we'd have children with a 34% change of divorce...I'm not sure I can risk it."

"If i were to kiss you then there is a 17% probability that we might get married and that has a 24% likelihood that we'd have children with a 34% change of divorce...I'm not sure I can risk it."

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'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.' mockup

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

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"Let's get married, Miss Harris, and have 2.8 children!"

"Let's get married, Miss Harris, and have 2.8 children!" mockup

"Let's get married, Miss Harris, and have 2.8 children!"

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"Next time be more careful where you put the decimal point!"

"Next time be more careful where you put the decimal point!" mockup

"Next time be more careful where you put the decimal point!"

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"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority." mockup

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

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Gloat

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"Well, I'm studying mathematics and I'm sure that's tougher than math."

"Well, I'm studying mathematics and I'm sure that's tougher than math." mockup

"Well, I'm studying mathematics and I'm sure that's tougher than math."

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Staff Yearbook

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Economy Slows: 'It's still too fast for me.'

Economy Slows: 'It's still too fast for me.' mockup

Economy Slows: 'It's still too fast for me.'

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'The deficit doesn't look nearly so bad now that we've switched to Arabic numerals.'

'The deficit doesn't look nearly so bad now that we've switched to Arabic numerals.' mockup

'The deficit doesn't look nearly so bad now that we've switched to Arabic numerals.'

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'According to our fact finding committee, our stock won't be worth a dime this quarter.'

'According to our fact finding committee, our stock won't be worth a dime this quarter.' mockup

'According to our fact finding committee, our stock won't be worth a dime this quarter.'

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But under a different accounting convention ...

But under a different accounting convention ... mockup

But under a different accounting convention ...

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$Teacher: 'As an adult you'll probably only use a quarter of what you're taught at school - which brings us to fractions.'$

$Teacher: 'As an adult you'll probably only use a quarter of what you're taught at school - which brings us to fractions.' mockup$

Teacher: 'As an adult you'll probably only use a quarter of what you're taught at school - which brings us to fractions.'

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An Everyday Explanation of the Federal Budget.

An Everyday Explanation of the Federal Budget. mockup

An Everyday Explanation of the Federal Budget.

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"Yo, this should be a two."

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"The hardest to convert are inches to centimeters."

"The hardest to convert are inches to centimeters." mockup

"The hardest to convert are inches to centimeters."

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Warning: Math Ahead!

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"Mine's bigger than yours."

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The IRS emptied my pouch.

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'And you'll be pleased to notice, sir, that we had to eliminate the top of the chart.'

'And you'll be pleased to notice, sir, that we had to eliminate the top of the chart.' mockup

'And you'll be pleased to notice, sir, that we had to eliminate the top of the chart.'

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I often thought that I should have been a weaver of words,someone who danced and sang his way into peoples souls and through my imagination led others into a world of dreams and intoxicating revelry...But auditing offered a much better pension.

I often thought that I should have been a weaver of words,someone who danced and sang his way into peoples souls and through my imagination led others into a world of dreams and intoxicating revelry...But auditing offered a much better pension.

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'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'

'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.' mockup

'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'

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'But if you need someone for the intangibles...'

'But if you need someone for the intangibles...' mockup

'But if you need someone for the intangibles...'

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IRS, 'I think we should audit this one, sir -- his signature looks shaky.'

IRS, 'I think we should audit this one, sir -- his signature looks shaky.' mockup

IRS, 'I think we should audit this one, sir -- his signature looks shaky.'

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Numbers Nerds Mugs Collection

Numbers Nerds Pillows

Bring mathematical charm into their home with our cozy pillows featuring clever number and equation designs—great for any math enthusiast’s decor.

Numbers Nerds Prints

Discover stunning math-inspired prints that celebrate the elegance of numbers—ideal for decorating the space of any numbers nerd or math lover.

Numbers Nerds T-Shirts

Looking for a fun way for a numbers buff to express their passion? Our range of math-themed t-shirts offers witty, clever designs that speak their language.