Number Puzzler T-Shirts

'Sorry, but I had trouble with train story-problems in math, when I was a kid too.'

Packaging Russian Dolls

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

"Here are the new sales figures, which way up would you like them?"

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

Wealth Juggler.

"This pesky decimal point seems to give you quite a bit of trouble."

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'

"I asked my friends over to see how much the adults are leaving us to pay off!"

'The numbers aren't working.'

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist, George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

"We're sure we've got the right numbers... Now we just need to work out what order to put them in!"

Problem Solver Wanted

'Your numbers are WAY off...I'd like to see them SLIGHTLY less off.'

"That's the problem today. Everyone expects the same old standardized answers."

'In, out, fiddling.'

Pythagaros. Ancient Greece. Interesting, in ancient Greece they didn't have negative numbers. They sure do now!

University students practising arithmetic through betting odds

'No, 4 plus 4 isn't 7 Central Time.'

'But the only way I can explain our derivatives and stock swaps is through interpretive dance!'

"Have you noticed that there's a preponderance of particularly dense cloud around this morning?"

'17 of the 23 of the 456 people who returned 76 of the 12 questionnaires thought the statistics were meaningless.'

I use spell check for all the answers on my math story problems.

"And make it quick. I need those numbers yesterday – before last night's lottery draw."

"Get your ass back on the road, Pythagoras!"

'Your stock portfolio didn't lose one third of its value, Mr. Reynolds, it retained two thirds.'

"Some people think accountants are just boring number crunchers but statistics show that 43% of 456 people covering 56% of the total demographic were 67% sure that we're really a lot of fun!"

Math Class Rm. 200. I don't get it --- Algebra was invented thousands of years ago and "x" is still unknown!

Secateurs and non-secateurs

When fuzzy math's happens to sharp accountants

School janitor empties numbers out of math room waste basket.

Football anagrams(Did vain goal.). Answer: David Ginola.

"Sudoku for Dummies"

Calculator Jokes