Nice motor, Alf - personalised number plate too!
Number Plate Collectors Mugs
Start your day with a coffee mug that pays tribute to your love of number plates. Designed with collector-themed humor and style, these mugs are a fun way to showcase your hobby every morning.
"Nuts to you, too."
"And His Majesty sends you a great big kiss, too."
'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'
"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"
Famous Time Traveller Will Live Here
My army drill instructors license plate is HUP-2-3-4.
Kicking Butt Since 1998
'How come it's always me who has his name taken?'
'Damn, so close!'
A license plate that reads LIC-PLT
"That's where everyone started getting sick of me."
Nobody famous wanted to live here.
'Because it's the only thing that still whistles at me. That's why I keep it.'
"No, you didn't wake me. I always sound like this."
"$100 for speeding and $250 for misleading the public."
Wordilly Durdillies - Ringworm
'I thought it was a personalized license plate saying text us.'
"I name this child, Lovely, swampy, cars are evil, use public transport, stop the bypass,no to the link road, Fred"
Life before mobile phones
Strategic metals vs. non-strategic metals.
'For deliveries press the hatch key.'
'Just to clarify IOU's do not qualify as a tithe!'
Tea and Coffee
'I've recently discovered that there's never been a hurricane named after me. See to it that the next one is.'
"By the time I got my race number it was over."
Replacement Bus Service Spotter
PERSONNEL, 'This is terribly embarrassing -- I've been married so many times, I've forgotten my maiden name.'
"We're delighted to have been grown in the same laboratory as dolly the sheep and Ricky Martin..However, why are we all called Kevin?"
'I'm calling you from my grandma's weird phone. She says they used to have leased phones, but I think she meant leashed.'
'Wow! look how much they're getting for base metals these days.'
'your personalised number-plate says it all...'
'I tried to get the numberplate PEN 15 but it had gone.'
Man driving a car with a license plate that reads "Yield".
'He only plays them once a day. At 4 in the morning.'
Number Plate Collectors Mugs Collection
Number Plate Collectors Pillows
Brighten your living space with pillows that showcase your love of number plates—comfortable, fun, and a perfect hobby-themed accent.
Number Plate Collectors Prints
Browse our art prints inspired by number plates, ideal for decorating your home or collection area with creative, hobby-specific designs.
Number Plate Collectors T-Shirts
Discover our range of T-shirts that celebrate the number plate collecting hobby—wear your passion on your sleeve (or chest!) with stylish, fun designs.