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'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

'It's a guess. I never said it was an educated guess.'

'We stopped to smell the darn roses here!'

'Don't think of it as being fired Mr Higgins, but rather as a subtraction from the Education Department.'

"Those are my unfinished connect-the-dots which I plan on finishing when I learn how to count past 10."

'It's been an odd year.'

"Very impressive. I see you majored in accounting and minored in creative writing."

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"I just love sci-pi movies."

"I can't believe I scored so low on my algebra test."

"First the good news...it's only money."

"I see you've arranged your life and business so that you can deduct everything. Do you know the penalty for 'trying to beat the system'?"

'Finley's working on the tax code.'

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'That 'multiplication table' seems contrived to me!'

'I don't understand. Is our performance going up or down?'

'Now do you think that's done any good?'

He can count to five, but not in order.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

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"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Are we there yet?'

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"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

'Maths is fun!'

"I am not asking for directions."

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

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'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'