Number Game Player Mugs

The number of the beast's next-door neighbour.

"Here are the new sales figures, which way up would you like them?"

"Marco ..."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

But under a different accounting convention ...

Wealth Juggler.

Warning: Math Ahead!

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

Typical bored kid of the New Millennium

'But if you need someone for the intangibles...'

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

Reign Man

Spot the fur ball.

"I asked my friends over to see how much the adults are leaving us to pay off!"

'The numbers aren't working.'

Garden Sudoku

'Your numbers are WAY off...I'd like to see them SLIGHTLY less off.'

"People mistakenly think that we accountants are all boring number crunchers, but the latest figures show that 54% of the 23% of people who responded to a survey were 45% in favour of us being 12% more interesting than average!"

"We're sure we've got the right numbers... Now we just need to work out what order to put them in!"

Target setting: 'What about 38%, we haven't used 38% for a while.'

'It's my pseudonym.'

Rock N Roll, Paper, Scissors

University students practising arithmetic through betting odds

"...The cat tried all the tricks in the book to catch the mouse!"

'You're not just a number to me, Abercrombie -- you're an irrational number!'

'Aaar! Walk the person planked on the plank!'

57th Birthday balloons