Nudist Life Humorist T-Shirts

"Harold, is that you?"

Two piece outfits only.

'The next patient is allergic to cotton, silk, wool and synthetics.'

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

'Could this mean that we're finally profitable?'

"Gangs Of Nude Beach"

A Female and Male Banana going for a Skinny-dip into the ocean.

'This is totally bananas!'

Birthday Suit Alterations

Homeopathic trousers.

'Candor is a plus.'

'You don't expect me to play volleyball without a sports bra, do you?'

"They give me free drinks if I keep my tray table down."

'I got it for Father's Day.'

'We can't publish your manuscript 'The Naked Wordsmith' but I love your bod.'

'It's a nonesie.'

'I can't afford a season ticket and clothes.'

"You're welcome to stay, but the household goes all nude after 9pm."

Well, I didn't know it was a nude beach.

embarrassment at court!

'I got tired of having a farmer's tan.'

Chocolate Painting.

VOTE!, 'I'm a fiscal conservative and a social liberal!'

Now that's what I call a Twinkle.

Cafe au Natural.

'Nude beach - naked beach - you make the distinction.'

Birthday Suit Alterations

Nudist Camp Murder

"Great news, guys! I finally got us that nudist colony account!!"

"When you said you wanted to paint me in the nude. Naturally I assumed..."

Nuttington Naturists - Ironing Facility. Banish Wrinkley Birthday Suits.

'Try to flatter my figure, dear.'

"No, I'm sorry sir, we don't do a nudist's lunch but the dressed crab is very good."

"When I said 'relax' I just meant you could loosen your tie!"

VOTE!, 'I'm a fiscal conservative and a social liberal!'