Nudist Life Humorist T-Shirts

"Harold, is that you?"

Two piece outfits only.

'The next patient is allergic to cotton, silk, wool and synthetics.'

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

'Could this mean that we're finally profitable?'

"Gangs Of Nude Beach"

'This is totally bananas!'

A Female and Male Banana going for a Skinny-dip into the ocean.

Birthday Suit Alterations

Homeopathic trousers.

'Candor is a plus.'

'You don't expect me to play volleyball without a sports bra, do you?'

embarrassment at court!

"They give me free drinks if I keep my tray table down."

'We can't publish your manuscript 'The Naked Wordsmith' but I love your bod.'

'I can't afford a season ticket and clothes.'

'I got it for Father's Day.'

"You're welcome to stay, but the household goes all nude after 9pm."

Nudist Camp Murder

VOTE!, 'I'm a fiscal conservative and a social liberal!'

"When you said you wanted to paint me in the nude. Naturally I assumed..."

Cafe au Natural.

"Great news, guys! I finally got us that nudist colony account!!"

Chocolate Painting.

Birthday Suit Alterations

'Nude beach - naked beach - you make the distinction.'

Now that's what I call a Twinkle.

Nuttington Naturists - Ironing Facility. Banish Wrinkley Birthday Suits.

When you show up a Nudist Colony wearing the same mask.

"No, I'm sorry sir, we don't do a nudist's lunch but the dressed crab is very good."

"When I said 'relax' I just meant you could loosen your tie!"

Lakeville Nudist Colony: Sorry we're clothed.

'Try to flatter my figure, dear.'