Nuclear Physicist Mugs

"I'm an optimist. I have every confidence that global warming will be nullified by nuclear winter."

The End is Near Due To Global Warming/The End is Near due to Nuclear Winter.

Nuclear physicist (and other odd jobs).

The nuclear physicist's duck.

"Ladies and gentlemen. For this next trick we will need the assistance of a nuclear physicist from the audience."

"The typical immigrant story. A large family, we leave Vietnam, travel from place to place, finally open a small store. Scholarship to M.I.T. I'm a nuclear physicist."

'Hot enough for ya?'

The Feast of Saint Nuke

Stem Cells

Nuclear Physicists Developing the Atomic Wedgie.

'This underground facility allows us to be closely involved with proton decay,,,and grow mushrooms,'

Iran-UN.

I think he knows something that we don't know about the uranium molecule.

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

An unexpected development during round three of the annual nuclear physics play-off.

Science Experiment.

'How many quarks in a gallon again?'

Nuclear fear.

'There's definitely civilization on this planet!'

The Good Student and The Mediocre Student

"Mainly we supply material for nuclear reactors, electronics and costume jewelry."

"Not again!"

"I've been experimenting with Fusion for years!"

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

Alien eating Atomic Bombs.

Talk about ironic: We can split the atom but can't set up a WIFI router! Time to admit defeat and call your son...'

'What's the matter with your cyclotron?'

'I had to give up my job at the nuclear fission lab because it gave me a splitting headache.'

Congratulations on your Plutonium Anniversary

'So, there really is a Higgs Boson?'

Nelson, New Zealand, 1879, Ernest Rutherford splits the fire word.

"Before I came up here I was a Nuclear Physicist"

I'm a nuclear physicist.

Stanton Friedman

"It's not just you. Neutrinos are going right through everybody."