Nuclear Nostalgia Pillows

Nuke: 'Use only as directed.'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

'It is too snowing!'

"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"

Old and new technologies

"Hold on, I'll make that coffee to go!"

Artists Impression of the first call for roadside assistance...

Large Hadron Colliider-scope

'But Grandma, how did you text on them?'

'Does it have colour?'

Sir Gawain Fitzwaugh, Rust in Peace

'The Russians seem to be retaliating. This one is being pulled by eight tiny yaks.'

'Remember this test, Ms. Hart? Nineteen ninety. Multiple choice. You asked which of these is not a planet, and I checked Pluto...'

'It's called a digital watch.'

"I could never go wireless."

'You can see pictures - without an aerial?'

"The sixties are over, Ralph. The seventies and the eighties, for God's sake, are over. Give it a rest!"

Wireless Access Here.

'I don't know what it is. It's been here ever since I can remember.'

Power fart!

Hammer and Sickle

'Tastes just like the cans of soup my Mom used to open and heat.'

Arthur Scargill

America in space...Fallen Star

"We've got to put a stop to all the sex on the television muriel... we've absolutely ruined the veneer."

'My mom was too busy this morning - Here's a note from a big purple dinosaur.'

"Don't tell me you're still using a phonebook."

Konstantin Chernenko

"This is taking forever! - How fast was the internet when you were a kid, Grandpa?"

Curved Screen T.V.

'I don't know what it says either, but I don't like the look of it.'