Nuclear Deterrent Specialist T-Shirts

"Let']s settle this like civilized people - with nuclear warheads!"

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

Nuclear Proliferation

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

'I wasn't to know it's a live shell officer, we've been using it as a door-stop for years!'

Two insects wave a placard,"Save the planet"as an atomic/nuclear bomb goes off

Nuclear energy.

Brain Bomb Detector

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

Of Congress can't come to an agreement on a spending plan...

'I was cleaning it and it went off.'

"The Help Desk guy says to try Ctrl-Alt-Delete....!"

Actualities - Dream of the inventor of the needle-gun on All Souls' Day

'Hey, Pops...the peasants are out of food again and I wrecked my Mercedes... What do we do about it?'

Red Wire of Black Wire?

Will Russia throwing out the nuclear weapons or the weapons pact?.

"I always put things off until the last minute."

'Let's see, Schneebart — you'd better work on weak nuclear reactions.'

Kim 'Young' Un.

"Dang. . . this certainly means that fuel prices will rise again. . ."

Mines at Sea

The New Weapon of Mass Destruction.

Photobomb-Sniffing Dog

'Don't worry... Buster's always digging-up something or other!'

'To me, the biggest source of inspiration is my family.'

"Hang on, isn't this the sort of thing we're supposed to be deterring?"

North Korea-USA

Nuclear Processing Plant - Welcome to the workforce.

Delayed Action Bomb Machine

'Great idea for an IED sweep Wilkins - a pair of stilts and a parachute.'

'The hamster ball is simple, effective and very economic.'

"It was later agreed that the use of party poppers to celebrate the completion of Captain Myer's fiftieth job had not been a good idea."