Nuclear Debate Debunker Mugs

This one is for not nuking Bin Laden....

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

Statue of Liberty

'Sure, but think what a crook I'd be without hypocrisy!'

"I don't care what you read on your Facebook feed, the Covid vaccine will not turn you into a zombie flesh eaters."

"Look, Earl. . . It's a young person Republican! They do exist!"

"Trust me, there is no subsidized lunch."

This Virtual Campaign Is Even Less Exciting Than the Usual Virtual Campaign

Chicken standing on a platform on a stage with three horns in front of it and wearing a top hat; a sign on the side of the platform reads "National Endowment for the Arts - Seal of Approval."

'Thank you but I'm a bit sensitive to ethnic food.'

"In science class, we learned that a solar eclipse is not due to a rolling blackout."

Door labelled: 'False Economy Analysis & Research.'

This is Weird

Fiscal Cliff Dwellers.

"My previous patient thought he was a cruise missile."

"The candidates this year are really honest."

'Mayonnaise is immoral.'

"I hope it misses us!"

Say What! Mark Meadows

"Some deterrent that was!"

If Animals Were Racist...

Trump Campaign Funding

'When we agreed to peace talks - I was thinking of something a little more . . . I don't know congenial.'

Non-Controversial Textbooks: "In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

Republican campaign tosses out the truth.

"Which variant of the hoax do you think we contracted?"

"Uh, well, I can't pay today, but my Surety, Joe Q. Public's Great-Great-Great Grandson will stand good for me..."

Wimp and Wimpier: The Democratic Field for 2020

Wright Wing Conspiracy.

'They're having a ball up there.'

"What to wear today?"

'Call me crazy, but I'm not reassured...'

'I went in to get my mortgage renewed. I said: 'Make it for eight months and four days!'. . . Am I only the one who thinks the world ends in December?'

EU Makes Nuclear Energy Green

'According to the Mayan calendar, 2012 will be the end of the world!'