Novice Baker Mugs

"Ok, now I've separated the eggs."

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Tension filled the tent.

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

Baking

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

Cake Friday!

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

Granny with balanced pie chart

'It's all homemade.'

Husband bakes a pie

"I pray that he will enjoy my pie..." "The smell's enough to make me cry!"

I made you a cake!

You're the icing on my cupcake!

"My mother taught me about baking. She was a great roll model!"

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

Instant Gratification Cafe.

"Made with a little extra TLC – and THC for good measure."

The Inexperienced Cook

"A little under done?"

'Mom, was it one or two cps of sugar?'

'She must be good at mixing cement - She's been making rock cakes for years.'

"It's choux pastry, not shoe pastry!"

Mock Fight At The Bakery

'I'm going to bake you a sponge cake...where do we keep the sponges?'

A slow Day on the Rolling News Channel

"I'm afraid you may contain traces of nuts."

'The best part about mom making dessert is being able to lick the spoon.'

'It will cost more, but I suggest building from scratch instead of a gingerbread mix.'

...If sauce has not begun to thicken after 10 minutes, pour contents back into can and wait for your wife to get home.