Novice Baker Mugs

"Ok, now I've separated the eggs."

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

Tension filled the tent.

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

Baking

'My husband made my cake from scratch...even the candles.'

Cake Friday!

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

Granny with balanced pie chart

"I pray that he will enjoy my pie..." "The smell's enough to make me cry!"

'It's all homemade.'

I made you a cake!

You're the icing on my cupcake!

Husband bakes a pie

Caricature: Nigella Lawson

"My mother taught me about baking. She was a great roll model!"

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

"Made with a little extra TLC – and THC for good measure."

The Inexperienced Cook

Instant Gratification Cafe.

"A little under done?"

'Mom, was it one or two cps of sugar?'

'She must be good at mixing cement - She's been making rock cakes for years.'

Mock Fight At The Bakery

A slow Day on the Rolling News Channel

"I'm afraid you may contain traces of nuts."

"It's choux pastry, not shoe pastry!"

'I'm going to bake you a sponge cake...where do we keep the sponges?'

'The best part about mom making dessert is being able to lick the spoon.'

'It will cost more, but I suggest building from scratch instead of a gingerbread mix.'