November Celebrations T-Shirts

'What are you doing here? It's only November.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

"All natural snow cones for sale."

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Pumpkin patch

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Night of the Latkes

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

Labor Day Flowers

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

Panettone

Christmas Pets

Paul goes home for the holidays

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

Zoom Christmas

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit