Novelty Hat Collector Prints

Novelty headgear never fails to help soften the blow of nasty criticism.

"It's a smaller, less destructive nuclear weapon, but it's also a hat."

"Now that is one big ass hat."

'Do you think anyone will notice my funny hat shaped like a fish?'

Clown on bike.

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

An Unexpected Guest.

Hay Rides $10

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

"Wilson, I built this company from scratch!"

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"Beanirrito"

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

Fossil record player.

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Scarf puts hat back on.

I love the Shard

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

A crab with a utility knife claw

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

Swells - Men's Fashion

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

Hombre's Best Friend.

Lavatory Waterfall

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

Western Outfitters.

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

Victorian Gentleman

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

'I think there's been some mistake...'