Novelty Costume Collector Mugs

"I used to be a veterinarian."

Remote control pirate bully

Clown on bike.

The height of fashion in 1796

Bear Costume

Useless add-ons.

"How should we divide the teams?"

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

Silly wig.

Hay Rides $10

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

"Recalculating route..."

"Wilson, I built this company from scratch!"

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Reginald Bunthorne

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

Drummer

Ladies

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Fossil record player.

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

A man taking a bow

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

Pirate

Aw, geez, is my fly down again? Why Superman started wearing his underwear over his pants.

A crab with a utility knife claw

"They'd run out of nurses' uniforms..."

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

Child in a bear suit.

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."