Novelty Collection Prints

Man on toilet with funnel

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

Clown on bike.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Hay Rides $10

"Recalculating route..."

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

"Wilson, I built this company from scratch!"

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Fossil record player.

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

A crab with a utility knife claw

The Hammer

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

LOL. Larry Lee Oppenheimer is no fan of monogrammed underwear.

Lavatory Waterfall

Elton John

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

"Roadkill cookies"

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

"I told you, Doctor! There's nothing in here!"

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

'This thing better hold. I don't know about you, but I don't find plan B very reassuring.'

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

'These new metal detectors are great!'

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event