Novelty Bedding Lovers Mugs

Bombay Water Bed Co.

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

Family heirlooms that will never make it onto the mantelpiece.

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

Drinking Hats

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

"The beanbag chair, … do we take it out of the furniture budget or the art budget?"

Pinata Trophy

"Oh my Gosh...I nearly sheeped my pants."

The edge on this blade gives a close shave. Guaranteed to last a lifetime.

"Sheets and pillowcases, Franz, we're selling sheets and pillowcases!. . ."

'You are here' T-shirt,

"You stand accused of multiple thefts of winter bedding. How do you plead?"

'I'll be honest it has a few flaws...'

At the party, nobody like the fruitcake.

Sorry Doc, but once I start pulling on a thread I just can't seem to stop!

Four beds labelled modern, abstract, surreal and cartoon

Pregnant woman wearing a 'baby' shirt and a man wearing a 'big baby' shirt.

Ned was having the most fabulous dream! He was wrapped up, snug as a bug in a rug, that is until...

'You are very giving... except with pillows.'

You're right - flip-flops and cloven hooves just don't work.

"Why can't duvets be square?"

"Why is it always snowing in that fish bowl?"

Replica Battle Set - Pub Fight Figures

Grandma wearing novelty T-Shirt: 'How's my Hungging?'

'I'll say this about your mother - she is easy to buy for.'

'This is great, we'll take it.'

I could only find a couple of pillowcases.

"Well you won't be nicking all the duvet tonight."

"I sleep on my side, but I pass out on my stomach."

'Nobody bludgeons anymore. It's all Computer Crime now.'