Novelty Bedding Lovers Mugs

Bombay Water Bed Co.

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

Family heirlooms that will never make it onto the mantelpiece.

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

"The beanbag chair, … do we take it out of the furniture budget or the art budget?"

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

Drinking Hats

Pinata Trophy

"Oh my Gosh...I nearly sheeped my pants."

The edge on this blade gives a close shave. Guaranteed to last a lifetime.

'You are here' T-shirt,

"Sheets and pillowcases, Franz, we're selling sheets and pillowcases!. . ."

'I'll be honest it has a few flaws...'

Sorry Doc, but once I start pulling on a thread I just can't seem to stop!

"You stand accused of multiple thefts of winter bedding. How do you plead?"

At the party, nobody like the fruitcake.

Four beds labelled modern, abstract, surreal and cartoon

Ned was having the most fabulous dream! He was wrapped up, snug as a bug in a rug, that is until...

"Why can't duvets be square?"

'You are very giving... except with pillows.'

Grandma wearing novelty T-Shirt: 'How's my Hungging?'

Replica Battle Set - Pub Fight Figures

"Why is it always snowing in that fish bowl?"

'I'll say this about your mother - she is easy to buy for.'

'This is great, we'll take it.'

'Nobody bludgeons anymore. It's all Computer Crime now.'

"Well you won't be nicking all the duvet tonight."

"I sleep on my side, but I pass out on my stomach."

Pick your own.