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Joust Sharpener

You're the olive in my martini

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

'Enter, His Royal Globalness...'

"Does he have to do that every time he gets a little grant?"

Vitruvian Manatee

Jenga!!!

Never use a cookbook written by a mystery book author. You never know how things will turn out!

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

When I make it, I like to see it.

Galileo drops ball from Pisa and it goes up.

"Woulda looked cool with a beer in his hand, though." Michelangelo's cousin, Michelobelo

"200,000 other people have also highlighted this passage of the E-book, you common idiot."

Rudolph Gets Even - "Reindeer Games - Their seedy underground activities finally revealed."

I think we're alone now!

"Due to a breakdown in communication, 'Nilla Wafers' will be used for the communion service."

Happy Hour at Harry's

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

"Why did you become a crusader? You don't even go to church."

'I'm writing a poem -- what rhymes with 'hegemony'?'

Early Photobomb

The stockholders love our annual report! Scratch and sniff our bottom line and it smells like money!

1619: Valentine's Day

Space Force!

"So, you plan to publish your findings?"

Valentines

"But mother, it's really just a nice family speakeasy."

Crumhorn

'Wee Orlando just tagged his first bus shelter.' 'That's ma boy.'

No Smoking in the Castle

"You remind me of why I found the eighties wanting."

"Did you like Ike and all that?"

Leonardo Da Vinci.